Space Cowboys

 

Title: Space Cowboys
Rating: 4/10
Genre: Adventure / Sci-Fi / Drama / Comedy
Released: 2000
Review: Not too many good things can be said about this movie, it had a moment or two, here and there, but this movie was more America America Ra Ra Ra than Independence Day. The poor Russians ones again need the USA's help with a satellite orbiting earth that is ready to come hurdling down to earth, but that must be stopped for some reason, which is kept secret. So they go up, the young rookies mess up, cause danger, screw everything up, the old guys who do things manually save the day, land the Space Shuttle, and one even gets to go to the moon with the secret nuclear payload… Thank INRI I downloaded this and watched it while cleaning my closet, otherwise I would have really been upset for the wasted 90 minutes.

Garden State

 

Title: Garden State
Rating: 8/10
Genre: Drama
Released: 2004
Review: Well, I'm still trying to figure out what I though of this movie, it was very well done, the cimotography was exceptional, but I'm still trying to figure it out over all… humz.

Ocean’s Twelve

 

Title: Ocean's Twelve
Rating: 2/10
Genre: Crap
Released: 2004
Review: Noooooooooooooooooooo! Ack, don't see this thing unless the only thing you're looking for is to stare at Brad Pitt/George Clooney/Matt Damon/etc. 'cause that's about all you're going to get. in typical Hollywood fashion, a tonne was spent on actors, with the remainder going into special effects. Notice anything missing from that list? writers perhaps? The plot's not really there, and you get the feeling the director shot whatever the hell he thought would look cool, then slapped it all on film and call it a movie. I mean c'mon, at least make a half-hearted effort to tie up the film in the end. Anyway's, the remake of 11 wasn't bad, this one's just there to prey on the gullible, go rent Hero or something, and get a decent movie.