{"id":7,"date":"2005-02-25T00:54:25","date_gmt":"2005-02-25T06:54:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/housemajor.com\/blog\/?p=7"},"modified":"2005-02-25T00:54:25","modified_gmt":"2005-02-25T06:54:25","slug":"crazy-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/?p=7","title":{"rendered":"CrAzY DrEaMs&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a crazy dream last night, well, more like i have been dreaming a lot of crazy things recently&#8230; like last night, I&#8217;m running down Macleod trail, going north just on that over pass right after Heritage Drive. The light is red at the bottom of the hill, but as I approach it running as fast as I could, it turn green, so I slide (like in baseball) accress all the lanes to get to where the Part Source store is. When I&#8217;m in the parking lot, I see a cop driving up behind me, and he stops next to me and rolls down his passenger side window. He asks what that was about, I kinda shrug and try to open his back door to get in, but there is someone already sitting there. So I walk around to the other side of the car and the cop rolls that window down, then he slaps my hands while saying ???don&#8217;t do that again??? and leaves. At this point I decide sleeping is not worth it anymore and go to work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a crazy dream last night, well, more like i have been dreaming a lot of crazy things recently&#8230; like last night, I&#8217;m running down Macleod trail, going north just on that over pass right after Heritage Drive. The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/?p=7\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}