{"id":55,"date":"2006-09-20T23:36:40","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T05:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/housemajor.com\/blog\/?p=55"},"modified":"2016-09-26T10:15:10","modified_gmt":"2016-09-26T16:15:10","slug":"birthdays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"Birthdays"},"content":{"rendered":"

As my birthday approaches faster then a speeding bullet, which contrary to popular belief you cannot dodge “matrix style” got thinking on the whole concept of getting gifts from friends and family. It seems almost silly to me that they are the ones giving me presents for putting up with me for another year. I should be the one giving presents to them, for another year of misery I have administered to them from me waking up each morning. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As my birthday approaches faster then a speeding bullet, which contrary to popular belief you cannot dodge “matrix style” got thinking on the whole concept of getting gifts from friends and family. It seems almost silly to me that they are … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":139,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions\/139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}