{"id":51,"date":"2004-11-10T11:41:06","date_gmt":"2004-11-10T17:41:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/housemajor.com\/blog\/?p=51"},"modified":"2016-09-26T10:15:10","modified_gmt":"2016-09-26T16:15:10","slug":"genesis-the-unwritten-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"Genesis, the unwritten tale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Genesis, the unwritten tale <\/p>\n<p>In the beginning there was darkness, <br \/>and god said &ldquo;LET THERE BE LIGHT&rdquo; <br \/>and there was light and all was good, <br \/>and then there was darkness <br \/>and light <br \/>and darkness <br \/>and light <br \/>and darkness <br \/>and god said &ldquo;JESUS, WILL YOU FUCK OFF WITH THE LIGHT SWITCH&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Genesis, the unwritten tale In the beginning there was darkness, and god said &ldquo;LET THERE BE LIGHT&rdquo; and there was light and all was good, and then there was darkness and light and darkness and light and darkness and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/?p=51\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":164,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions\/164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}