{"id":30,"date":"2005-01-03T13:44:04","date_gmt":"2005-01-03T19:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/housemajor.com\/blog\/?p=30"},"modified":"2016-09-26T10:15:10","modified_gmt":"2016-09-26T16:15:10","slug":"oceans-twelve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Ocean&#8217;s Twelve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Title:<\/strong> Ocean&#39;s Twelve <br \/><strong>Rating:<\/strong> 2\/10 <br \/><strong>Genre:<\/strong> Crap <br \/><strong>Released:<\/strong> 2004 <br \/><strong>Review: <\/strong>Noooooooooooooooooooo! Ack, don&#39;t see this thing unless the only thing you&#39;re looking for is to stare at Brad Pitt\/George Clooney\/Matt Damon\/etc. &#39;cause that&#39;s about all you&#39;re going to get. in typical Hollywood fashion, a tonne was spent on actors, with the remainder going into special effects. Notice anything missing from that list? writers perhaps? The plot&#39;s not really there, and you get the feeling the director shot whatever the hell he thought would look cool, then slapped it all on film and call it a movie. I mean c&#39;mon, at least make a half-hearted effort to tie up the film in the end. Anyway&#39;s, the remake of 11 wasn&#39;t bad, this one&#39;s just there to prey on the gullible, go rent Hero or something, and get a decent movie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Title: Ocean&#39;s Twelve Rating: 2\/10 Genre: Crap Released: 2004 Review: Noooooooooooooooooooo! Ack, don&#39;t see this thing unless the only thing you&#39;re looking for is to stare at Brad Pitt\/George Clooney\/Matt Damon\/etc. &#39;cause that&#39;s about all you&#39;re going to get. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/?p=30\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":155,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.housemajor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}